Man Makes Sound Like Elephant When He Sneezes! SO FUNNEH!!
This guy totally sounds like an elephant when he sneezes. I guess it's the shitty acoustics in the shower!
This guy totally sounds like an elephant when he sneezes. I guess it's the shitty acoustics in the shower!
Apply for a job with the New York Mets! All positions are available. Literally. Via GREGandLOU.
As seen at Philadelphia's Center City Macy's. I actually went in and spoke to the manager. It went something like this: Me: How do you spell “embarrassment”? Manager: *Takes pen and paper and begins writing it out, pauses halfway through.* Hmmm…I don't know if there are one or two s's. Me: Neither does your Display Department.
This is actually pretty believable as-is! See Original Ad
"A Mississippi county school board announced Wednesday it would cancel its upcoming prom after a gay student petitioned to bring a same-sex date to the event. "Due to the distractions to the educational process caused by recent events, the Itawamba County School District has decided to not host a prom at Itawamba Agricultural High School this year," school board members said in a statement."~USA Today
"So, the headlines say somebody else has died due to video game addiction. Yes, it's Korea again. What the hell? Look, I'm not saying video games are heroin. I totally get that the victims had other shit going on in their lives. But, half of you reading this know a World of Warcraft addict and experts say video game addiction is a thing. So here's the big question: Are some games intentionally designed to keep you compulsively playing, even when you're not enjoying it? Oh, hell yes. And their methods are downright creepy." -CRACKED.COM
OMGTMPTF or TMPTF stands for "Oh my God: too many puppies to fight." or just "Too many puppies to fight!": An exclamation communicating alarm / surprise at a situation that has suddenly become insurmountable, seemingly or actually.
From the page: My name is Andrew L. Gunderman Jr. the reason why I am starting this group is to help win back the heart of some one I hold dear to me. Things were good, and went sour and it got to the point were it ended. Her name is Sharon Ellis.. I truly believe she is my soul mate. Now If any one has ever believed in true love,or has been in the situation I am in now, and think I deserve another chance let your voice be heard. And hopefully within time she will hear it an I would be granted to be with her once again.
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