1. “I don’t always raise my eyebrow, but when I do it’s because my daddy just did.”
Baby fact: Babies learn by watching, and this tot is a great example of mimicking behavior.
2. “Can you believe those shoes Rashonda’s wearing? They totally clash with her belt, jeez.”
Baby fact: Four month old babies express pain, fear and discomfort through crying.
3. “I don’t know why this guy’s pressing his big fuzzy face against me, but this lady I don’t mind as much.”
Baby fact: By the end of month eight, babies respond differently to different family members.
4. “Gimme a goo! Gimme a ga! Goo goo ga ga!”
Baby fact: Babies babble and amuse themselves with new noises around their fourth month of life.
5. “I do love me a good half windsor.”
Baby fact: Many researchers believe that addressing a newborn with cooing “baby talk” instead of normal adult speech can aid a baby’s mental development. This photo is an example of perhaps treating a child like an adult a little too soon.
6. “Please refer to me as the baby formerly known as Prince even though I kinda miss being called Prince.”
Baby fact: Eight month olds begin to experience separation anxiety.
7. “I was told there would be a prince charming here, but all I see is myself. I am not amused.”
Baby fact: Babies begin to recognize themselves in a mirror by the end of month nine.
8. “I just looove what you’ve done with the decor.”
Baby fact: Babies first smile socially between four and six weeks after birth.
9. “I feel a disturbance in the force.”
Baby fact: By the end of month five, babies understand cause and effect.
10. “Orange totally brings out my eyes.”
Baby fact: Four month old babies respond to all colors and shades.
11. “If you say peekaboo one more time…”
Baby fact: Babies start playing peekaboo by month seven.
12. “The secret to soft baby hair is drool. I drool on it twice daily to maintain its soft silky texture.”
Baby fact: Most newborns will lose all the hair that they are born with over the course of their first three to four months of life.
13. “See the taco. Feel the taco. Be one with the taco.”
Baby fact: By the end of their twelfth month babies may form an attachment to an item.
In the future we won’t have to guess what babies are saying anymore. IBM’s 5 in 5 predicts that computers will be able to interpret them for us.
Learn more at IBM.