Because it’s not a state. Get with the program, Lizzy.
The Connecticut one makes me even more embarrassed to be from this awful state
There were 45,019 murders in Western Africa last year. That is more that 123 per day. In Nigeria alone last year was 33,817
According to Google maps, New River, AZ is a 33 hour drive from Reston, VA. I live nowhere near either of those places, just wanted to drop a knowledge bomb on you all.
I have a pretty bad CL story too. A year and a half ago I got firewood unseen from some douche. He showed up when I was half in the bag and it was dark outside. He promised me all hardwood, it was all pine. Had to burn it in the firepit outside instead of the fireplace. And you thought you had it bad #21
I can understand why! 5’5”? You’re a fucking giant!
Sounds like a difficult life!
I approve of this You got: Danny Trejo
You’re the bravest person ever. People know not to mess with you, or else…Well, they don’t even want to know. If it was up to you, you would have “Badass” tattooed on your shoulder.
Son of a fucking bitch. Those look really goddamn good.
Only problem is that diarrhoea is not how to spell runny shits. It’s diarrhea.
#1 the baby wipes are also really effective and cleaning shit from your asshole after you take a dump
I got alcohol. I….. I can’t really argue with that.
While this was the most interesting I’ve seen all day, I do have to be honest. The competition wasn’t exactly fierce.
You conveniently left out the Subaru stereotype….
I should note that there are a ton of problems that come along with having a massive cock (like myself) as well.
The likelihood of ever seeing one in real life is almost zero. The only place they inhabit in the United States is Sugar Mountain in North Carolina and some of the surrounding area. Odds are that is nowhere near where you live and should be easy enough to avoid.
And being right handed is a breeze I take it, right??? I had to teach myself to whack it lefty so I could surf for porn with my right hand on the mouse. Also, years ago in school I accidentally grabbed a lefty scissor. How do you think that made me feel? I had to get up in the middle of class. People vomited.
While I did laugh at the writing in #7, I was also quite impressed at the drawing. I can’t draw a straight line with a ruler and this little punk busts out a pretty goddamn good buzz lightyear
I highly recommend not getting one. I don’t think anyone should have a reptile in any capacity as a pet. Certainly not because they are “gross” or something douchey like that. Just because I don’t think they should be confined to such a shitty living environment. If you really love snakes you should go an enjoy them in their habitat. It’s not too hard to find snakes in the woods, rockwalls or ridges. It’s a win win situation. You get to enjoy how pretty they are without ruining their lives. Side note- I have owned a king snake, albino burmese python and a lizard in the past. Never would again. Go hiking, look for cool shit there.
You got: You’re not remotely scared of snakes
Which is strange, because you really should be. They’re awful creatures. Close, but not entirely true. I have a lot of snakes on my property. One being copperheads. When I see one of those I tend to get nervous and get the fuck away rapidly. The others I just work around, no big deal.
I knew I’d just get angry looking at this, yet I clicked on it anyway. It’s time to reevaluate some things.
You got: Hannibal Barca
You are known to think outside the box. When faced with a problem, you confront it in a unconventional way and get the thing solved. You may be underestimated at times, but that works in your favor. Through quick thinking, wit, and improvisation, you consistently show people your nearly limitless potential. I should note the difficulty I had in choosing only one word that I hate. They are all equally shit
I’m a morning person, always have been. I agree with the majority of this list except for the being early to work thing. I am up 2 1/2 - 3 hours before I have to be at work and I manage to be 30 minutes late daily.
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word “definitely” in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny,” To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely shit my pants “
Black coffee is the only way, adding all that other shit just turns it into a soft drink.