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    John Mayer, The Biggest Jerk-Off In The World?

    According to John Mayer’s interview tih Rolling Stone he makes music as a side project to fund his obsessive jerk-off sessions and his search for the world’s most beautiful vagina. Put on your rain boats and venture into John's lake of bullshit.