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    American Idol Hits Boston. You Aah So Retaahded!

    Sully! Aahh ya kiddin’ me? Stahtin’ American Idol off in Boston (baby!) is so retahhded I can’t even stand it. Had I known, I woulda gone ‘cuz I sing wicked pissah in the showah. I can belt out “Smooth Opahratah” by Sade like nobodies business. My muthah always says it to me.