1. Bear Grylls
No food, no shelter, no problem. Grylls is the world’s most famous survivalist for a reason.
Just ‘cause you’re living in a thatched hut doesn’t mean you’ve got to be tacky about it.
3. Ted Nugent
If there are animals on the island, you’ll want someone who can hunt them (with his bare hands).
4. Al Franken
A) He’s hella funny.
B) You’re going to need someone to balance out Ted Nugent.
C) He’s a sitting U.S. Senator so they’ll definitely come looking for him.
6. Ryan Gosling
7. Lindsay Lohan
It’s good to remember that no matter how bad things get, they could always be worse.