#23 is the reason I came here. Hello from Tumblr! “Mayo is so evil it’ll give your universe cancer! On accident of course.”

WHERE IS #13 FROM

MY BOYFRIEND’S NAME IS MADAM KITTY MCMITTENS.
never letting him live this down

Maybe not all DIY has to be useful… who says we can’t DIY for fun?

I had a fairly large glass of wine at dinner when I was 16… then tried to bake some brownies (tried being the operative word here, as I poured the mix straight into the pan instead of into the mixing bowl). I still love wine <3

That is not a loop fingerprint. Sorry, that’s still a whorl.
And you can have mixed fingerprint patterns (I have both loops and whorls).

Not sure about her butt, but the tattoo certainly is.

Girl with big boobs + running + pervy kids and gym teachers = NOPENOPENOPENOPE. I consistently “forgot” my running shoes every track day.

I’m not surprised that nobody gets my name right, considering that a new spelling variation for Kaylee comes out every year (Kayleigh, Kailey, Kaley, Caylee, Cailey…) And people always call me Katie.

#7 isn’t true… Virginian here and I ADORE Caribou! I’m just sad that there’s only one in a 30-minute radius…