Definitive Ranking Of Seeded Male Players Of The Australian Open By Hair

Because they can't only be ranked based on their skills alone.

32. Kevin Anderson (Seed: 19)

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So that's real...

31. Jerzy Janowicz (Seed: 20)

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If tennis doesn't work out he will always have a job as Hulk's body double

30. Ivan Dodig (Seed: 32)

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I love it when a man knows how to color coordinate

29. Stanislas Wawrinka (Seed: 8)

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Second best thing to come out of Switzerland

28. Gael Monfils (Seed: 25)

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Also see: Tallest hair

27. Mikhail Youzhny (Seed: 14)

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Short and Sweet

26. Tommy Robredo (Seed: 17)

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Winner for best eyewear look in the game

25. Philipp Kohlschreiber (Seed: 21)

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You know...if you are into that "just rolled out of bed and I look sexy" kind of look

24. Vasek Pospisil (Seed: 28)

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Being the second youngest he has time to grow into his locks

23. Andy Murray (Seed: 4)

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Verdict: Shorter is better

22. Ernests Gulbis (Seed: 23)

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Hair as smooth as milk chocolate...same shade of color too

21. Dmitry Tursunov (Seed: 30)

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Our very own Curly Sue

20. John Isner (Seed: 13)

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I have to deduct points for always wearing a hat. But I like what is underneath

19. Jo-Wilfried Tsonga (Seed: 10)

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Jo-Willy knows how to rock the reverse mullet

18. Benoit Paire (Seed: 27)

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He has two talents: His serve, and the ability to seduce you at same time

17. Tomas Berdych (Seed: 7)

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And the award for best smile

16. Kei Nishikori (Seed: 16)

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He takes the "pixie cut" to a whole new level

15. Jeremy Chardy (Seed: 29)

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I'm sorry what is the score? I was distracted...

14. Novak Djokovic (Seed: 2)

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No doubt he dominates the Aussie Open...and black hair around the world

13. Gilles Simon (Seed: 18)

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Ladies and Gentlemen: the Pauly-D of the ATP tour

12. Richard Gasquet (Seed: 9)

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"Oh Hey...I didn't see you there"

11. Rafael Nadal (Seed: 1)

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I can't decide if I like it better short or long...either way he is #1

10. Andreas Seppi (Seed: 24)

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Blue Eyed Beauty

9. Milos Raonic (Seed: 11)

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When is the next flight to Canada?

8. David Ferrer (Seed: 3)

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Perfect 10...and I'm not talking about his forehand

7. Juan Martin Del Potro (Seed: 5)

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The right amount of front flip without being too early 00's

6. Feliciano Lopez (Seed: 26)

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I thought only Greek Gods could have those kind of locks

5. Roger Federer (Seed: 6)

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One of the greatest to play the game...with perfect curls

4. Tommy Haas (Seed: 12)

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Those soulful eyes don't hurt either

3. Fabio Fognini (Seed: 15)

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Good work Italy

2. Grigor Dimitrov (Seed: 22)

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You cheeky man

1. Fernando Verdasco (Seed: 31)

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The volume...that shine....he is #1 in our hearts!