What exactly is difficult to resist, Zach? The droves of women beating a path to your door in order to have sex with you?
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Response to Virginity Pledge FAIL:
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Response to Goatse T-Shirt in “The Sarah Connor Chronicles”:
A center would only use both hands on the ball if he were a long snapper.
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Response to Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s Top 25 Annoying Moments:
Well, KL, aren't you just the little ray of sunshine… You felt bad for Lauren because no one was commenting on this? According to BuzzFeed, both the initial post and your response were posted 7 hours ago. Didn't wait that long before posting, did you? And why is it that you feel the need to make a post griping about liberals every single time anything remotely critical of a right-wing figure pops up? I mean, do you spend every waking moment on here or do you have another activity you do to try to maintain the kakistocracy?
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Response to PeopleWhoDeserveIt.com:
Especially the shoppers who trample employees to death…
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Response to ‘Price Is Right’ Double Showcase Win:
I thought you had to be within $100, too.
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Response to Top 10 Games For Geniuses:
Did MENSA approve the spelling in item #7? :D
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Response to Susan Powter Mouthf*cks A Pear:
Why is Google Chrome warning me this is a phishing site?
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Response to Attention Lunatic Atheists!:
What on the sign leads you to believe the author of it is a “Christian”? Maybe the “Rev.” used as a title in front of the guy's name? There are touchy, vindictive, crazy humans of all beliefs. Some of them happen to be Christians. Agreed. But in the U.S. it's primarily Christians who make up that group. Or self-professed Christians, I should say, since when nutjobs like this are invariably called out on their BS and hatred we soon hear from others who say, “Well, he's not a real Christian. A real Christian wouldn't say that.” Of course, if we were to then talk to the guy, he'd say that he is a real Christian and that the person who said he wasn't is going to Hell.
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Response to Vanessa and Zac in a Sex Shop:
Maybe, Chris. But those appear to be rubber fists on the far wall. I saw one of those in a sex shop once, and they are truly terrifying. I can't imagine a Spencer's carrying that…
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Response to Rainbow stocking dream:
Is that..Is her belly button taking a dump?
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Response to Is Gay Marriage Really a 'Right'?:
This is sort of a zero-sum argument. The writer's main point seems to be that gays should be satisfied with obtaining equal rights, which most people are OK with, even if it's not called “”marriage”, which more people object to. For example, if laws were designed to protect gay spousal rights, and to afford them the same family medical benefits, as well all other rights afforded heterosexual marriage partners, wouldn't that be enough? Why exactly must it be considered a “marriage” per se? Well, if civil unions and marriages are made 100% equal in every way other than in name, what is the problem with going ahead and calling them marriages? I mean, if gays were banned from, say driving, and a majority of Americans thought it should be legal, we'd let them drive and we'd call their cars “cars”. We wouldn't say, “OK, you can drive, but your cars will not be 'cars'. They shall henceforth be known as 'Fag Wagons'.” The real stupidity of her argument, though, is in the facts that not all states even have civil unions and that in the states thay do they aren't perfectly in line with marriage as far as right are concerned. My state, Georgia, banned them along with gay marriage in 2004. The wording of the amendment could even be interpreted to give the state the right to prevent companies from granting benefits to same-sex couples. My wife kind of shares this woman's opinion — give them rights, but marriage is between a man and a woman. The irony is that gays can already get married if they have a religious official to perform the ceremony. It's the secular rights that we are preventing them from getting.
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Response to Puddle Man:
Science is also proving it.
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Response to Kandace Hutchinson:
Yeah… It makes me think about Anna Nicole Smith dying. God only knows how many men had huge internal crises about whether to delete her from the mental spank bank. Not me. I prefer actual pron.
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Response to Heidi & Spencer’s Honeymoon Pics:
Yeah, they know. How many people do you know of that eloped and just happened to have US Weekly or some other tabloid show up to document it?
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Response to Atheist Sign:
“I'm sure the 1000 encylopedias worth of information contained in a single celled living amoeba spontaneously sprang to life from nothing…and here we are milleniums later reading this article. Nothing intelligent about it!” “Milleniums”? Maybe even less intelligence than you thought…
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Response to Bush Gives the Shocker:
Maybe the “fat guy on the right” does the shot put or some other “field” event…
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Response to Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon Nude:
Girl needs to go ahead and pose for Playboy while she'd getting this publicity…Two of the six items at the top right were about her.
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Response to Hypermiling:
Yeah, everywhere around here in northern Georgia is around $1.95 or so. I saw a place today that had it at $1.85.
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Response to Footbinding:
You know, I received that email before and the accompanying message said it was a Japanese custom. In fact, I think it may have claimed the woman in the pics was a former geisha… Anyway, as I'm sure Siong can tell you, it was a Chinese custom. It was outlawed after the Communist Revolution, which just goes to show that Communism isn't all bad.
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Response to Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon Nude:
Dang, they removed the pics…
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