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Recently a survey was conducted to determine average penis size across America. Here’s a little visualization for you. (Via Hustler Magazine.) posted on December 2, 2010 at 1:57pm EST

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    • skier 4 weeks ago

      I didn’t know Phoenix was in Utah..lol

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    • Yelly 4 weeks ago

      Man, Boston just can’t win huh?

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    • ktroche84 a year ago

      New Orleans, here I come!

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    • RuffNReddy 2 years ago

      Haha… i was fooled. It’s “average” size.

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    • RuffNReddy 2 years ago

      I dunno… i’ve seen some pretty big dick in SF.

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    • SunLovesMoon   American Cities Ranked by Penis Size and thinks it’s LOL & OMG  about 2 years ago ×
    • K.Ova 2 years ago

      Haha. Texas sucks.

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    • Drwholvr 2 years ago

      For the people who keep saying things like “the higher the rank, the higher the percentage of African Americans”: Really? That’s kinda racist! Also it’s not true. Boston has a large population of African Americans yet ranks last on the list. San Diego ranks third yet the African American portion of San Diego only accounts for 7.1% of the population.  Boston stats: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Mass#Demographics San Diego stats: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Diego_CA#Demographics

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    • Peretz Chatlynne 2 years ago

      I’m a DC native. Just sayin’

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    • michaelhines   American Cities Ranked by Penis Size  about 2 years ago ×
    • Kris M. 2 years ago

      Stands to reason that the biggest dicks are in DC.

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    • Bryant G. thinks American Cities Ranked by Penis Size is WTF  about 2 years ago ×
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    • Mia May I 2 years ago

      well that explains why (dun dun dununnununu nuh nuh) “I can’t get noO.. sat-is-faction” here in fla

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    • ChurroII 2 years ago

      Subtract 3 inches

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    • eccentrikcircus 2 years ago

      Does this mean the Buzzfeed offices are moving to Boston?

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    • fourscore 2 years ago

      Boston, I am disappoint.

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    • dominic bones thinks American Cities Ranked by Penis Size is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
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    • UnicornMan 2 years ago

      I think this article should be titled “CondomMania.com map-makers never actually looked at a map of Arizona”

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    • Marky thinks American Cities Ranked by Penis Size is Old  about 2 years ago ×
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    • Anchellada 2 years ago

      lmao phoenix, utah…. good job. and yeah the correlation between penis size and number of african americans is obviously playing a part here…

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    • IsaiahMustaf 2 years ago

      Moving to New Orleans. BRB.

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    • Cheryl J. thinks American Cities Ranked by Penis Size is OMG & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
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    • Whitney Lou 2 years ago

      When I first glanced at this I thought those numbers represented inches.

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    • joshg8 2 years ago

      since when am i no longer in arizona but utah?

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    • Marky 2 years ago

      the higher the rank, the higher the percentage of African Americans. Dallas is low on the list.

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    • ed 2 years ago

      Phoenix, Utah?

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