1. Anyone who thinks Christina Aguilera had a flop of a year is obviously a h8r and not a true lover of music.
3. It’s even rumored her album “Lotus” stands for “Legend of the United States.”
8. Not only was she on “The Voice,” she was the main reason anyone watched “The Voice.”
9. She blessed the show with her presence, insight, and wisdom all year long.
16. Even the secretary of state noticed.
17. And everyone noticed dat ass.
18. But that’s not what’s important. It’s all about the music.
19. Xtina had a lot of performances this year. Like when she wore this ridiculous outfit on “The Voice.”
20. And when she sang at a Hurricane Sandy benefit.
21. And when she sang at Etta James’ funeral.
Who cares what’s dripping down her leg.