The Dirrtiest Gifs From Christina Aguilera “Your Body” Video
All she wants to do is violently beat up your body.
1. The video is prefaced with this important warning. No men were harmed. Remember this. It’s going to be important later.
2. The story begins with our heroine at home playing computer games.
3. She appears to be on her 1998 Dell desktop.
4. Then she webcams her psychic who tells her she’s going to have a “killer week…”
5. You know what that means!
6. Cue music and bed writhing.
7. And start flipping your hair.
8. Christina finds a man and makes out in his car.
9. But then she blows him up.
10. BUT REMEMBER:
11. On to the next guy…
12. Christina finds her next victim at a bar and takes him into the men’s bathroom.
13. Clothes start flying…
14. And then … EWWW. WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?!?
15. Christina, that’s not normal. It’s not supposed to be blue…
16. Dirrty! Go clean yourself.
17. Christina leaves the poor guy in the stall and is on to the next one.
18. Xtina don’t care!
19. REMEMBER:
20. Guy No. 3. Wonder what’s going to happen?
21. Christina takes her new guy to a motel and breaks out a bat…
22. And BLAM!
23. And once again, she doesn’t wash up.
24. Xtina’s all like LOL.
25. So the main take aways:
26. And also this:
27. THE END!
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Megosaurusrex 7 months agoHer weight really wouldn’t be an issue if she at least dressed for her body type…but all the spandex style dresses and pants made her look huge :\
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littlemissrock 7 months agoI feel sorry for her….she’s very talented…but the way the record company markets her it’s like they are all on lsd or something. It is getting really pathetic.
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AdventureNeckbeard 7 months agoI think many people forget shes Latina… I wonder if shes going for the chola vibe. Whatever, so be it, she can still sing.
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Randee15 7 months ago
Sad but unsurprised at the slut- and fat-shaming here. Yes, if one over-analyzes there’s some unfortunate implications here about female-on-male serial killing, but it’s so over-the-top and outrageous (glitter as blood, come on!) it manages to pole vault over that in my opinion. Your mileage may vary, I guess.
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feistychick 7 months agoI’m not overly impressed with the song but it’s okay. Can’t say it’s not “Xtina” because she’s known for not being afraid of her sexuality. The video, however, is terrible. Wasn’t interested in her trashy looks during her “Dirrty” days and I’m not interested in her trashy looks now. I’m sorry but her new figure doesn’t look good on her. Some people look good with some extra pounds on them (Christian Hendricks, for example. Used to be skinny. Raven Symone. PERFECT example), and some don’t. And are we supposed to think that her being a serial killer is cute? This video just has trash written all over it. It’s sad to see her reaching the end of her 15 minutes of fame because I think she has genuine talent but if she keeps it up with this b.s. she’ll end up being a washed up hasbeen judge on a music talent show. Oh wait.
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vespo 7 months agoShe looks like a time travelling drag-queen from the 80’s.
And the song is shit, I can’t believe she’s been in the spotlight since the 90’s and still hasn’t found a style to call her own, she has a tremendous voice (although she screams way too much) and has somehow managed to be the most boring pop singer out there, there’s nothing original about her music, she totally lacks an identity as an artist -
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