1. Kim and Kris’ divorce proceedings have lasted longer than their marriage did. They’re still not over.
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2. Khloe co-hosted the X Factor and wasn’t very good at it.
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5. And then said she liked Rick Santoro even though she’s a Democrat and even though it’s actually Santorum.
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6. The Today Show aired an interview with Kris Jenner instead of the 9/11 memorial service.
8. And wore that stupid eye patch.
9. Kris Jenner’s lip got all big and swollen that one time.
11. Kendall Jenner said she’s not a Kardashian, even though she still totally acts like one.
12. Kris took a Halloween picture where her nipple was slipping out and posted it to Instagram.
13. TMZ said they wouldn’t tweet about Kim anymore but then they did.
14. Kim thought Jay-Z would give her a hug even though that’s something he would never do.
15. Kim took a bunch of annoying selfies and put them on Instagram.
16. In fact, the whole family took a bunch of annoying selfies and put them on Instagram.
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