1. We’re out of Iraq.
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3. Abercrombie has lost a third of its market value.
10. TV executives turned down a Paris Hilton show.
11. Your haven’t checked email@example.com in years. Your email address is now your name.
13. The Lakers haven’t gotten past the conference semifinals in two years.
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15. Kelly Clarkson is releasing a greatest hits album.
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