May the tax incentives return to Hollywood.

Foresight is 50/50.

Regardless of the boogeyman, my parents are still wondering what happened to me.

When we won’t laugh at ourselves, others will be more than happy to laugh at us.

One can secretly hope that the selfish people lived crappily ever after.

All teenagers make me feel worthless just by rolling their eyes.

These made me laugh so much, my dentures fell out!

Smokin’ indoors. He must think he’s living in a free country.

Rocket science is fine, but I bet most of us prefer Mom’s cooking.

People who live in glass beer bottle houses shouldn’t fall down drunk.