Candy Corn

Good eatin’! posted on

Serving Size

As I grow older and wider, I find
a waist is a terrible thing to mind.

I follow the instructions on the candy bag
and heed the serving size so my belly won’t sag.

But how can I possibly control what I weigh
if they won’t tell me how many servings per day?

© 2012 L.E.H.

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