1. The slice of pizza with the perfect cheese-to-pepperoni ratio.
2. A seat on a crowded subway.
3. No-calorie chocolate.
4. A pair of jeans that is always perfectly worn in.
5. A rent-stabilized apartment.
6. Being able to eat an unlimited amount of Mexican food without getting heartburn.
7. A 95% off shirt from your favorite designer in your perfect size.
8. A higher metabolism.
9. A personal chef who specializes in mac 'n' cheese.
10. Getting the parking spot right next to the door.
11. 100,000 followers on your favorite social media channel.
12. A really, really great profile picture.
