“I’m ever upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I’ve got
The biggest balls of all” - AC/DC

Goulet!

stupid..
it’s not an invitation to an ‘orgy’ it’s an invitation to a damn ball.

Unfortunately the poster is misinformed. It is an invitation to a simple party. Not an orgy

Anachronistic reading ftl.

…. that’s not an orgy invitation. It’s just an invitation to a party.
(to the poster: you need to get out more… maybe find some company of your preference… and get laid… because, your sexual frustrations are muddling your judgement and senses.)

………….. “Cometh One, Cometh All” ….
Mme. Periwinkle request thy presence at the naughtiest musket ball juggling event of the year.
Messieurs Todd and Squire Jonathon wilst display talents beyond thy imagination. Delicacies of affection and embrace will be disseminated to all attendees.Thou Shall Come Locked and Loaded!} Offenses to nature shall go unnoticed this eve only.
Greenwich Village, May 1809

It’s an ordinary invitation to a dance that happens to share a name with less innocent modern practices. Just google “Pleasure Ball” if you’re confused.

Guess I’m a moron bc I can’t see how this implies orgy :/

Warren G is a manager? You know it’s going to be legit.

They couldn’t wait till friday