1. Jack Black
No one can resist a funny man’s O face! Except, everyone!
2. Michael Phelps
The champion swimmer and bong ripper is also a champion orgasm machine.
3. George Clooney
Everyone thinks Clooney has got old-man suave. He does not.
4. Mandy Moore
Legitimately hot. Continue on.
5. Jim Carrey
Oh jesus christ, never have sex with this man.
6. Brett Favre
A mature man’s O face. None of that Jack Black stuff.
7. Justin Timberlake
Damn! I’ll have what he’s having.
8. Lindsay Lohan
She’s either sleeping or having a really good time. Or both.
9. Simon Cowell
What a sultry British O face. 9/10 Simon.
10. Oprah Winfrey
Gives a whole new meaning to the O Network! Am I right? Anyone?