Mansion, van, police officer, Bradley Cooper, Greece, and 3 kids.

Well, I guess Mary Jane is going to have a prominent role in the 3rd film.

Jesus, lady! All you had to do was look it up online to see if you had the quote right.

I don’t get all these stories about Kim Kardashian’s weight.  1. She’s pregnant.
2. She’s not that fat.
3. You’d these people had never heard that women gain weight during pregnancy. It’s like all these tabloids are run by aliens from another world who are confused that us hu-mans gain weight during pregnancy. They don’t understand that we don’t lay an egg and let it gestate for several months.

Hate watching lesbian movies!? Don’t you mean masturbating to lesbian movies?

Yes, Ray J. You hit it first. But, it doesn’t matter who hits it first. It matters who hits it last.

Who is the real life Pocahontas?

I don’t think you can really call 2006 early 2000’s.

1. Bane breaking Batman’s back was cool, but good Lord! That is some terrible artwork on Bane.
2. X-Men: The coolest team in the 1990s.
3. Carnage was cool… for a while at least.
4. Cyborg Superman just looks like DC trying too hard. At least they made him a villain.
5. Why does Neil Gaiman want us to have sex with Death? What’s up with that?
6. Spider Armor Spider-Man: so stupid.
7. Hey look! It’s an X-Men ripoff!
8. Sandman’s Muslim!?
9. The only thing I know about Spawn was that cool animated series on HBO and that lame live action movie.
10. I always found Catwoman’s purple costume to be sexy for some reason.
11. I don’t know what that is, but it looks cool.
12. Thunderstrike was cool. I think it would be interesting if he showed up in a Thor movie.
13. It wouldn’t be a 1990s comic book without a hologram.
14. Superboy emphasizing everything lame about superhero costumes in the 1990s.
15. Are they doing it?
16. Robin! Fuck yeah!
17. Gambit and Rogue, one of my favorite couples. It’s a shame they can’t really do it because of Rogue’s powers.
18. I have a friend who goes by Maxx.
19. Hey! It’s the Uncanny Avengers 20 years early.
20. Nice butt.
21. Man, that Sonic comic looks as bad as that TV show.
22. DC Comics, accurately portraying the black man! ;)
23. That looks like that hurts.
24. Of all the people to emmulate, why Rob Leifeld?
25. Ugh! Azrael Batman! So fucking lame.
26. Speak of the devil… I still don’t understand how Leifeld keeps getting work.
27. Jimmy Corrigan! Fuck yeah!

I’ve seen most of these on a gallery on ebaums.