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Here’s a fat juicy wet one just for you bub.
What a big bro huh? Watch this heartwarming game played by Youtuber danamal55. That little kid has got some hands, walking away with fifty seven dollars clean. Keep your eyes on the prize, kid, keep your eyes on the prize.
So that’s what goes on inside his brain…
If he had somehow accomplished in getting his hands around that piece of shit, I would have felt no pity for that bastard. I have a little sister myself so this strikes close to home. If someone ever hurt my sister, I’d be seeing red. So I can’t see how any brother would react any differently when faced with his pregnant sister’s killer.
This past Monday’s episode was all about Snooki and her arrest. This Thursday’s episode was all about JWoww and her slowly eroding relationship with Tom. Though I prefer a Snooki episode over a Jwoww episode, this one wasn’t half bad, mostly because of Pauly D and Vinny’s few but show-stealing moments in front of the screen.
I refuse to believe that just because you’re more physically attractive than me, that you’re more intelligent. Just go to your local tanning salon or gym and you can see for yourself. Those pumped up juiceheads and those blonde orange cheerleaders you’re gawking at may be hot (and I use the term loosely here) in some physical sense but brainiacs? I think not.
To no one’s surprise, this week’s episode was Snooki-themed. We were long overdue for some Snooki coverage, don’t you agree? We all heard about the arrest in Seaside Heights a year ago and this episode finally unveiled the long-awaited video footage. Despite all the media hoopla and Snooki briefly swearing off alcohol, or at least binging alcohol, her infamous arrest was pure comedy to the rest of us comfortably watching at home.
So this episode confirmed my worst fears, we’re in for another Ronnie & Sammi show again this season. Just when I thought there’d be a shining light at the end of that tunnel, we face another episode that makes us rattle our fists in anger (and we’re not fistpumping, I assure you). But what was a little different about this episode was that I personally felt a little bad for Sammi.
Turns out you’re not a bipolar Gemini after all.
That’s how you start a motherfucking season dammit!
The fights and feuds of 2010 that we couldn’t get enough of.
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