Created a PR disaster for your mom? That's a paddling.

Thanks for the well-informed lecture, straight conservative white guy

What a drama queen.

I forgot to add CAPS LOCK

Jeez, what a gamecock.

Have you ever read the Old Testament?

Her character's already had a baby on the show, I'm not sure why a GQ shoot suddenly ruins her status as role model for teen abstinence. But I guess manufactured outrage doesn't need justification.

You can say “when I was young, I was really fucking into Harry Potter and I loved it.” Look, when you're old, all your friends will be dead and you may well be shitting in a bag, walking with a cane, and forgetting your own address. You might as well do whatever the hell you want in the meantime, because your dignity is probably not going to survive into your Eighties. Also, your grandchildren won't give a good goddamn about your tattoos.  Beyond that, what ilikeoatmeal said. :)

I'm usually the guy to jump to the defense of tattoos because I'm not a believer in the “but what about when you're 80?!” thing… but these people have manure for their brains.

Damn those obese Americans and their love of fast food… wait… uh