On November 16th, 2012, the world was devastated to hear that Hostess snacks would be gone forever. To mark that occasion, Hostess and BuzzFeed buried the Twinkie time capsule at a secret location.
But on July 15th, when it was announced that Hostess would be making a sweet comeback, we were finally able to open it and see what wondrous objects were preserved.
First we start with what appears to be a God-like creature with powerful dental abilities.
It is believed that if these people stared right into the mouth, they would chant "Jeah!" to this lord.
What is this mystical creature that has been preserved from the ancient times?
From my analysis she is a royal feline, princess of a large motor vehicle known as a "monster truck."
Just look at how happy this precious beauty is to be out.
Ah, a mysterious phrase that perhaps led the people through some tough times.
So as a wise man once said, "YOLO, my friend." Whatever that means...
Let's see...wow, what have we here? A decorative mask that we believe represents a much celebrated figure of the 2012 people.
People were believed to fall under her trance by means of sparkly gowns and a potion called, "Go Go Juice."
Ah, what a treat. A mythical bear from long, long ago that was said to come alive if one truly believed.
But those who didn't believe in its powers must not interact with this creature.
Oh now this is a gem. Very rare to find someone doing any act like this anymore.
It was believed that "The Gangnam Style" was an ancient ritual to attract one's potential life partner, or as they called them, "sexy ladies."
It appears that we have a mysterious bird figure with some type of vengeance.
It is written in early texts that it was a symbol of hatred for swine culture and lazy architects.
Here we have what some believe to be an accurate representation of what life was like for a group known as "millennials" in 2012.
There seems to be old literature that was once popular among these people. Let us read a passage from this precious writing...
On second thought, this may not be suitable for this presentation...
A golden bracelet with the inscription "Livestrong" on it. The maker of these mysterious bracelets is unknown.
There seems to be a tablet with script known as a "meme," however the words below are ones not in our current vocabulary.
What is this I see? An actual live human from the past? Oh we can learn so much now!
These cult members only talk about their excitement over the union of House Frey and House Tully, whatever that may be.
It appears we have a drinking device with text believed to calm the people during an apocalyptic event. Well we're calm, and we did carry on. Cheers!
And of course, plentiful amounts of delicious Hostess cakes that were believed to be gone forever! Boy, are we glad they're back.
Bravo 2012! You were once thought to be lost but you are not forgotten.
