You got: Jeff Bezos!
It’s not all about the laugh. You may be ruthless at times, but you’ve also created one of the largest online retailers in the world and redefined the way people buy the things they need. Before you came along, there was no way of reliably getting things on the Internet. You’re in it for the long game, basically ignoring investors and have made an entire massive tech company out of the incredibly boring problems of procurement and logistics.