What Kind Of Pizza You Are Based On Your Star Sign

PIZZASTROLOGY!

1. Face it - pizza is the driving force in your life.

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And everybody else’s. When you’re not eating it, you’re thinking about it. But you have your kind of pizza that hits the right spot. The pizza you eat has everything to do with your astrological sign. Find out what kind of pizza aligns with your star sign.

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3. Aries: March 21 - April 19

Courageous, honest, bold, but rebellious at times. You’re to the point, and you like a good, hearty slice that knows what it’s doing.

You are an Upside Down Slice. Upside-down because the cheese comes before the sauce, your slice of choice is no accident. A sauce lover through and through, you want your crust to hold up all that tomatoey goodness without sog.

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4. Taurus: April 20 - May 20

Faithful, joyful, tranquil, but you’re stubborn as all hell. When you’ve got your mind set on something, you’re sticking to it. You like a slice that’s always good to come back to, a classic in its own way.

You are a Twice-Baked Grandma Slice. The dough gets baked for ten minutes, and then it’s back in the oven for another five with sauce and some cheese. This makes for a very crispy and rigid crust. You know what’s good pizza, and this Brooklyn classic speaks for itself.

Grandma slice from J&V Pizzeria in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn / Via ijustwanttoeat.com

5. Gemini: May 21 - June 21

You’re curious, adaptable, imaginative, but you’re also moody and flighty. So for you, a lot of different pizzas tickle your fancy. Anything goes.

You dig Any Slice with a Flexible and Chewy Crust. Something off the beaten path. This pizza with pumpkin and mushrooms is something you’d dive for right away, but next week it might be something entirely different.

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6. Cancer: June 22 - July 22

A dreamer, you’re often fantasizing about the past. You’re a hopeless romantic, and you love to nurture and care for others.

You’re a Classic Grandma Slice. Thinner than a Sicilian, this slice is less about dough, but about the harmony of all of the flavors. This is the kind of pizza that your grandma would make in a cookie sheet when you’d visit her as a kid. You enjoy a good topping — whatever’s on hand. Everything about this slice reminds you of home and family.

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7. Leo: July 23 - August 22

You’re powerful, confident, and conquering, but sometimes it might come off as a little arrogant and proud. You don’t let that get you down, though, because you know your reputation deserves it.

You’re a New York Slice. Without pizza, there is no New York. People try to imitate you, but they never come close to the real thing. You love this slice because it fits your standards, which are pretty high.

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8. Virgo: August 23 - September 22

You’re well-organized, and always willing to help people straighten things out, too. You’re professional, but a bit shy at times. Sometimes your perfectionism can get you too wrapped up in your thoughts — except when it comes to pizza. Your perfectionism makes you look for a slice that you won’t just settle for, and you know other people will enjoy just as much as you do.

You’re a Wood Burning Oven Slice. Toppings are up to you, but what really matters is how a wood burning oven gets everything really hot, really fast. Your slice is pretty crispy, with an almost smokey bottom, but you can totally still fold it in half and take it on the go when you’re on a tight schedule.

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9. Libra: September 23 - October 22

You’re a very elegant and outgoing person, yet you’re sentimental and a little bit fragile. But that’s okay, because you get along with everyone and people have a certain respect for you and the way you carry yourself.

You are a Classic Neapolitan Slice. Nice spotted bits of char and a simple crust, there’s no need for bells and whistles. The center can get a little oily and cheesy and a bit thin, but you can either eat it with a knife and fork (yes, which is acceptable in Naples) or fold it up and go. Everyone wants to try a Neapolitan slice in Italy, and it’s your favorite because you’re the original and nobody can argue that.

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10. Scorpio: October 23 - November 21

Assertive and independent, you don’t need anyone to tell you what kind of pizza is good. Your presence commands attention, but you can be a little intense sometimes. You’re a bit resistant to change, but we all like someone that stands their ground.

You are a Chicago Deep Dish Slice. You meet a lot of resistance from the other camps of pizza lovers, but you don’t care. To you, this is pizza. With a buttery crust and piles of sauce, cheese, and toppings, you’ve gotta sit down and eat this badass pizza. Don’t ever change.

11. Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21

You’re straightforward and optimistic, and you can woo anyone with that charming demeanor. You’re energetic, likable, and everyone wants to be around you because you have an energy that brings people together.

You are a Sicilian Slice. You’re not easy to find at every single pizzeria, but you don’t know a single person that hates a Sicilian slice. That’s because a Sicilian pizza has got the lovely fluffy crust thing down to a T. Even with rivers of sauce and cheese you’re a delight.

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12. Capricorn: December 22 - January 19

You’re an extrovert with a penchant for taking charge. You’re very energetic, but sometimes you come off as a bit too ambitious. You’re realistic and reliable, which is why you know you can handle being in charge of situations.

You are a Coal Burning Oven Slice. You are a great go-to because you’re always good. Your crust is dark and crispy, and your cheese, whether fresh mozzarella or a gooey, meltier kind, is always something you can count on being delicious.

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13. Aquarius: January 20 - February 18

You are an independent, original person and you know it. Your self-confidence keeps you level-headed, and others like you because you’re charitable. You become a bit closed-off and easy to upset sometimes, but your arms are always open to others.

You are a Classic Margherita Slice. You’re definitely not a standby or a fallback, and people know that when they’re getting involved with you, they’re in for something good. Your commitment to quality ingredients makes for a slice without fancy embellishments.

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14. Pisces: February 19 - March 20

You are an artistic and passionate person. You love to socialize and you’re always on the lookout for an event where you can be around others and share your thoughts and feelings. It may seem like you have your head in the clouds sometimes because you’re so imaginative. But that’s okay, because you’re very inventive.

You’re a Pan Pizza. A little bit different, others still think you’re something to behold. A thick-ish crust with a crispy-ish bottom, you’re still dense and chewy. You can stand a variety of cheeses and toppings and they all suit you really well. Do up your pizza however you’d like, and since you’re always brimming with ideas, go ahead and make one of these in the cast iron skillet at home.

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15. And regardless of your sign, you’re welcome to stuff your face with any pizza that’s in front of you.

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