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<title>...order in the next 10 minutes &#x26;amp; we&#x26;#39;ll...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/drbrooke/order-in-the-next-10-minutes-well-3liz-hco"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web02/2009/8/8/4/creepiest-coffee-commercial-ever-30276-1249718529-2.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>&#8230;order in the next 10 minutes &amp; we&#39;ll throw in a free ShamWOW &amp; 2 Comfort Wipes! 

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  <media:description type="html">...order in the next 10 minutes &#x26;amp; we&#x26;#39;ll throw in a free ShamWOW &#x26;amp; 2 Comfort Wipes! 

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    <p>are you aware sir that you are drinking colombian decaffeinated coffee crystals?

i don&#39;t know guys, i think this is pretty much the creepiest coffee commercial i&#39;ve ever done seen.</p>

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  <media:description type="html">are you aware sir that you are drinking colombian decaffeinated coffee crystals?

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<title>So we&#x26;#39;re just going to have spam and...</title>
<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/ottoman/so-were-just-going-to-have-spam-and-3liz-kh</link>
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    <p>So we&#39;re just going to have spam and infomercials on BF now?</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">So we&#x26;#39;re just going to have spam and infomercials on BF now?</media:description>
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<title>This post was shameful.
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    <p>This post was shameful.

What was creepy or awesome about this? You&#39;re just a fucking shill for the HourGlass.</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">This post was shameful.

What was creepy or awesome about this? You&#x26;#39;re just a fucking shill for the HourGlass.</media:description>
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    <p>I make three strengths here. Coffee , which is better than this stuff because yeah&#8230;I grind the beans. Wake up strength&#8230;.for that extra burst of &#8220;Wake Up!&#8221; a person likes in the morning. And my famous, WOO-HOO-HOO! strength which has been known to turn back the hands of time!
Seriously, though&#8230;(what? serious this late in the game? )&#8230;. however you make your coffee (Me? Molita cone) pour it in a thermos or airpot and it&#39;ll be fine. Stop burning the oils for hours on a burner. (free tips from the guy in a hat smiling) d=))</p>

  	
	
	








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    <p>No waste? Ever heard of brewing only as much as you are going to drink?

Also, the shits that go along with chugging too much coffee are part of the fun. Losers.</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">No waste? Ever heard of brewing only as much as you are going to drink?

Also, the shits that go along with chugging too much coffee are part of the fun. Losers.</media:description>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/thebetamax/i-dont-usually-drink-coffee-but-this-seems-3liz-dxz"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web02/2009/8/8/4/creepiest-coffee-commercial-ever-30276-1249718529-2.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>I don&#39;t usually drink coffee but this seems WAY overly complicated. Good lord.</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">I don&#x26;#39;t usually drink coffee but this seems WAY overly complicated. Good lord.</media:description>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/retracnic/whats-interesting-is-i-was-just-saying-to-a-3liz-kwe"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web02/2009/8/8/4/creepiest-coffee-commercial-ever-30276-1249718529-2.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>What&#39;s interesting is, I was just saying to a friend of mine, that I could use some dual chamber cold-brewed low acid coffee&#8230; weird.</p>

  	
	
	








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