Soon after Mitt Romney announced he wants to cut federal funding to PBS, details about his plan were released. Hollywood Leek obtained this list of ways Mittens plans to “off” Big Bird.
Two in the chest, one in the head
By making Big Bird listen to Mitten’s convention speech
Having Dick Cheney take Big Bird hunting
Eating Big Bird with some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti
Paying Oscar to take Big Bird on a “fishing trip” a la Godfather II
Inviting Big Bird to the Romney Thanksgiving Dinner