I guess after all that female beating the pop star decided to “try his hand” at the Olympics.
Butland: Must be a fun place to live.
Ms. Titimets must have had a fun time in grade school.
Can’t get Destiny’s Child… Her Hooker will do.
Um…. ow. She must be REAL fun in the bedroom.
I guess after the Cockburn came the Tancock.
Because seven nipples are better than 2.
Fanny competing in the breast stroke. Hm.
Obviously he didn’t win anything…. because, well, Yoo Suk Kim!
By far the longest name I’ve ever seen. I don’t even want to try and say it. I’d probably sh*t myself.
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