looked like mushrooms or something.I'm not at all fazed… ooh mushrooms in butter sauce sounds good right now…

why didn't she just marry a dildo?? well she's technically lesbian, so a 'vibrator' instead. I actually got mad at the not wanting bacon part.that killed me

porn, the media,the sexual abuse of girls, and not having a dad/father figure around is why this happens.I have a dad, and a husband who isn't like the guys described above.But I can think of a few guys I know who are disgusting like that.

it's sad that instead of talking about how hilarious some of these are, people have to start anti/pro choice debates.Why don't you just laugh and enjoy something for 5 minutes instead of being so negative? (btw I'm pro-life,for the most part, even though I hate kids.oooh let the hate comments begin!! i dun give a fuq, i'm not going to read it anyway.better things to do)

John Malkovich scares me for some reason.idk why, but he's just really creepy

I thought only I did a few of these. I still use my VCR sometimes.That feeling of taking your bra off especially on a hot day, and the feeling of accomplishment after finishing a crocheted item (for me)

wow look at all the haters. People are dirtier than animals. We moved into their territory, and they need food, so they bum it off us.But haters gon hate, so whatever

that's an ermine, not a fert

both my husband and I rated poor, but who gives a fuck

I have exploding head syndrome.When it happens, it's always at the worst times.