Who Said It: SpongeBob Or Nietzsche?

German philosopher or sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

1. 1. "Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly."

   1. SpongeBob SquarePants
   2. Friedrich Nietzsche

   Season 2, Episode #35, “The Secret Box.”

2. 2. "I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction for you."

   1. SpongeBob SquarePants
   2. Friedrich Nietzsche

   Season 2, Episode #22, “Something Smells.”

3. 3. "I would only believe in a god who could dance."

   1. SpongeBob SquarePants
   2. Friedrich Nietzsche

   Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None

4. 4. "Die at the right time!"

   1. SpongeBob SquarePants
   2. Friedrich Nietzsche

   Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None

5. 5. "Panic is your enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome."

   1. SpongeBob SquarePants
   2. Friedrich Nietzsche

   Season 3, Episode #50, “Wet Painters.”

6. 6. "My ambition is to say in ten sentences what everyone else takes a whole book to say."

   1. SpongeBob SquarePants
   2. Friedrich Nietzsche

   Twilight of the Idols, or, How to Philosophize with a Hammer

7. 7. "How can I compete with geniusness?"

   1. SpongeBob SquarePants
   2. Friedrich Nietzsche

   Season 4, Episode #68, “Patrick SmartPants.”

8. 8. "Plato is boring."

   1. SpongeBob SquarePants
   2. Friedrich Nietzsche

   Twilight of the Idols, or, How to Philosophize with a Hammer

9. 9. "Today, I start living!

   1. SpongeBob SquarePants
   2. Friedrich Nietzsche

   Season 2, Episode #21, “Squid’s Day Off.”

10. 10. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche

    Season 3, Episode #43, “The Bully.”

11. 11. "I am not a man, I am dynamite."

    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche

    Ecce Homo: How One Becomes What One Is

12. 12. "We've only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs."

    1. Spongebob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche

    Season 2, Episode 27, “Life of Crime.”

13. 13. "They call you heartless; but you have a heart and I love you for being ashamed to show it."

    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche

    Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None

14. 14. "Dumpster writing! The voice of the people!"

    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche

    Season 2, Episode 38, “Sailor Mouth.”

15. 15. "I've said the word 'fancy' in conversation."

    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche

    Season 2, Episode #35, “The Secret Box.”

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