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Who Said It: SpongeBob Or Nietzsche?

German philosopher or sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

  1. 1. "Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly."
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  2. 2. "I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction for you."
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  3. 3. "I would only believe in a god who could dance."
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  4. 4. "Die at the right time!"
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  5. 5. "Panic is your enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome."
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  6. 6. "My ambition is to say in ten sentences what everyone else takes a whole book to say."
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  7. 7. "How can I compete with geniusness?"
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  8. 8. "Plato is boring."
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  9. 9. "Today, I start living!
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  10. 10. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  11. 11. "I am not a man, I am dynamite."
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  12. 12. "We've only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs."
    1. Spongebob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  13. 13. "They call you heartless; but you have a heart and I love you for being ashamed to show it."
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  14. 14. "Dumpster writing! The voice of the people!"
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche
  15. 15. "I've said the word 'fancy' in conversation."
    1. SpongeBob SquarePants
    2. Friedrich Nietzsche

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