1. What if the Oscars were like this?
5. Also, what if sex were like this?
8. How do Giraffes get down?
11. Do you ever get the urge to catapult your body backwards with grace?
15. Do you ever look at old people wistfully and imagine the lives they led?
18. Is this what boyfriends are like?
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