26 "Next" Bus Contestants You Would Never Date

This show gives “bad date” a whole new meaning.

1. This girl “Poops five times a day”?? FIVE. TIMES. A. DAY.

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2. Um, what is a “weenie” Pooh Bear??

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3. “My braces bring all the girls to the yard” - This guy.

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4. This dude is probably lovely on the internet.

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5. Is competitive weave collecting a thing??

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6. And pray tell, good sir, where did you get your metrosexual license?

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7. “Idolizes Ryan Seacrest” should make anyone pause.

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8. That rock music, man. It’s bonkers!

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9. There’s this guy who expects women to have absolutely no hair on their arms.

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10. Is “looks like Lenny Kravitz” a reason to date someone?

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11. I don’t think James Dean would appreciate the reference.

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12. Does this guy understand how itchy Santa outfits are?

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13. Well, at least you know he’s adventurous.

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14. How does one get a job selling exclusively vacuum cleaners?

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15. This lovely guy will probz pee on you while you’re sleeping.

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16. Eating your weight in sushi is actually pretty impressive, if you think about it.

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17. How would she even know if she’s the best kisser? Like, is she a supernatural being with the powers to kiss herself? I want answers.

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18. I think Ursula got to him.

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19. Actually, she seems pretty normal. Who amongst us hasn’t wanted to kick our teachers in the balls?

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20. At least she’s honest.

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21. A bondage themed hair show? That’s actually pretty cool.

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22. Do I want to know how he got the nickname “Dr. Pepper”?

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23. “Poops in boxes” is definitely a red flag.

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24. She’s probably Benjamin Button-ing or something. Her teeth are great why would she want veneers??

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25. Why would you ever mention “chit-chats in the bathroom” as one of your distinguishing characteristics to a date?

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26. She’s pretty normal…oh wait. Right, of course. If you learn anything from Next, it’s that no one is normal.

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