6. And pray tell, good sir, where did you get your metrosexual license?
9. There’s this guy who expects women to have absolutely no hair on their arms.
16. Eating your weight in sushi is actually pretty impressive, if you think about it.
17. How would she even know if she’s the best kisser? Like, is she a supernatural being with the powers to kiss herself? I want answers.
19. Actually, she seems pretty normal. Who amongst us hasn’t wanted to kick our teachers in the balls?
24. She’s probably Benjamin Button-ing or something. Her teeth are great why would she want veneers??
25. Why would you ever mention “chit-chats in the bathroom” as one of your distinguishing characteristics to a date?
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