1. When you try to unlock your door:
kush had me like
2. When you accidentally did this:
3. When you've definitely been this person:
When you get so high you go to the wrong game
4. When you try to be slick:
kush had me like
5. When the characters of Wilfred spoke to you:
6. When you forget how bananas work:
7. When you are graced by the glory of good food:
8. When How High layed out this flawless logic:
Stoner logic
9. When you start cleaning:
#kushhadmelike
10. And catching up on other chores:
11. When you try to put eyedrops in:
#kushhadmelike
12. When brownies are involved:
#kushhadmelike
13. When you think you're being a thoughtful roommate:
14. When this happens:
15. When you try to make cereal:
16. When you sometimes forget how drug tests work:
"@Ghetto_CNN: dammit Ricky " @gives16 he might be less intelligent than Clinton portis Lmao. #LoveIt #KushGotMeLike
17. When you try to be deep:
18. And when you get too deep:
19. And it gets out of hand:
20. When you're this high:
21. When you're trying to be chill at the gas station:
22. When you were this goat:
23. When your munchies are out of control:
24. When you get real resourceful making grilled cheese:
25. When your texts are on another wavelength:
26. And your friends have to check in on you:
27. And, finally, when this happened:
kush had me like