1. On Habesha music videos:
2. On your "cousins":
3. On the perfect Habesha girl trap:
4. On the things your parents say when they have guests over:
5. On the ferenge sow who are obsessed with your culture:
And their children who are into "vintage linen":
(And even Starbucks is getting in on it).
6. On dating a fellow Habesha:
*shudder*
7. On the only rolling skills you need:
8. On Facebook friend requests:
9. On trying to use your fridge:
10. On Christmas morning:
11. And your parents on Halloween:
12. On the Eskista challenged:
13. On the sacred jebena:
14. On packing for a visit home:
15. On the dread upon realizing you left your door open:
16. On your dad's response to American gestures of love:
17. On your aunty's ability to spot *any* weight gain/loss:
18. On the iconic Beyoncé performance from the Millenium Celebration that people are STILL talking about:
19. On the aunties who get all their info from doctors on daytime television:
20. On names:
21. On vegetarians:
22. On compliments:
23. On your house, anytime there's a party:
24. On the primary job of Habesha moms:
25. On the awkward tensions between Ethiopian parents and black americans:
26. On "family trees":
27. On accepting money from your aunty:
28. On texting Habesha girls:
29. On greetings:
30. On the power of the gursha:
31. On your average barbecue:
32. On the embarrassment of catching one of your cousins trying to pull this:
33. On the face you see before you make questionable decisions:
34. And the awkward moment when your parents catch wind of any memes:
Shout out to the Instagram sexy_habesha_people.