4. In a truck.
“My friend is in Ibiza at the moment and saw a truckload of gold dicks outside her apartment window.”
8. In your car.
“My daughter has been drawing dicks on my sunroof for years. Today we realized that it was more than just for artistic comedic relief.”
9. In your DIY popsicles.
“My sister-in-law tried to make chocolate covered bananas today. The result? Dick pops.”
15. In your weather forecast.
“Today’s forecast: Cloudy with a chance of dicks.”