1.
When people ask you what you're going to do with your life
2.
When people ask you how school is going
3.
When people tell you to smile more
4.
When you're talking to The Plastics
5.
When people try to convince you to be social
6.
When you're regretting trying to be social
7.
When you're waxing philosophic about human nature
8.
When you're surrounded by overly enthusiastic people
9.
When people ask you what you believe in
10.
When people bug you about your eating habits
11.
When people ask you what your hobbies are
12.
When you wish you and your best friend were lesbians
13.
When people talk about wanting kids
14.
When people bother you while you're reading
15.
When people ask you for advice
16.
When you sabotage yourself
17.
When someone asks you if you're busy
18.
When people accuse you of being a "Debbie Downer"
19.
When you're ranting about The Man
20.
When people ask you how things are going
21.
When people are talking
22.
When you're being honest with your therapist
23.
When people are trying to hit on you
24.
When you're categorizing your music
25.
When people question your relationship to inanimate objects
26.
When people try to convince you that falling in love is awesome
28.
When [insert anything here]
