1. Everyone expects to stock up on delicious candy while trick or treating.
2. You suit up in your costume and head up the block with your plastic pumpkin in tow.
3. You excitedly knock on the front door. You can’t wait for this candy!
4. And then the clueless homeowner gives you something like this:
Pretzels!? Where’s the sugar!?
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