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    The Casting Call For The "Girls" Reality Show

    "Only well educated and cultured extroverts need apply."

    In short: an "Emmy-winning production company" is casting for a reality show about young women in "hipster Brooklyn or lower Manhattan," which they acknowledge is Girls-inspired. Put "glorified dog walker" on your "short, informal résumé" and show up for the casting in midtown.

    I sincerely hope they have a showdown with the Gallery Girls and/or a mentorship agreement with The Real Housewives of New York City.