The Perfect Parody Of Fashion Bloggers

“LEATHER OR LACE?!” the young fashion blogger shrieks as she sets the Alexander Wang boutique on fire, her screams rising above the flames. posted on

1. To be honest, I had never really considered whether I would like to watch a slasher film with a fashion blogger as its protagonist.

"LEATHER OR LACE?!" the young fashion blogger shrieks as she sets the Alexander Wang boutique on fire, her screams rising above the flames

2. But thanks to @fashionxblogger, I can say that yes, I would very much like to.

"LIKE MY HAIR? IT'S OMBRÉ!" cries the young fashion blogger as she menacingly backs Anna Dello Russo into an alley, Acne switchblade raised

"GRACE CODDINGTON IS GOD!" says the young fashion blogger as she kicks Anna Wintour off the Condé Nast roof with her Susanna Chloé boots

4. Someone please illustrate this.

"LINK FOR LINK?!" cries the young fashion blogger as she pulls a Rodarte knife from her Prada garter and throws it at Susie Bubble's topknot

"GIVE ME A COLLECTION!" shrieks the young fashion blogger as she smashes through the windows of Opening Ceremony with a Carven axe

The @fashionxblogger account has less than 300 followers, so follow away and announce proudly that you’re a TRENDSETTER.

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