Kim Kardashian Sucks At Waving

In the following photos, all from the past month, Kim Kardashian reveals she is the worst waver in all the land.

1. This is a red carpet, not a tourist destination or hippie festival. Peace signs are not necessary.

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2. Three fingers! Not much better than two.

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3. What is this?

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4. Oh, that’s right: ALIEN FINGERS.

5. Behold the semi-cupped wave. What is she about to pull?

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6. There you go! A rare WAVE wave.

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7. But there’s also, the backwards wave.

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8. The ever-present alien fingers.

9. And inability to wave normally.

10. But wait! She’s almost got it.

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11. After all that work: the peace sign.

The most annoying celebrity “I don’t know what to do with my hands” mannerism there is.

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