Kim Kardashian Sucks At Waving

In the following photos, all from the past month, Kim Kardashian reveals she is the worst waver in all the land. From alien fingers, to peace signs, her inability to pull off the simplest of hand gestures is somewhat astonishing.

This is a red carpet, not a tourist destination or hippie festival. Peace signs are not necessary.

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Three fingers! Not much better than two.

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What is this?

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Oh, that's right: ALIEN FINGERS.

Behold the semi-cupped wave. What is she about to pull?

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There you go! A rare WAVE wave.

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But there's also, the backwards wave.

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The ever-present alien fingers.

And inability to wave normally.

But wait! She's almost got it.

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After all that work: the peace sign.

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The most annoying celebrity "I don't know what to do with my hands" mannerism there is.