An Imaginary First Act Of A Spice Girls’ Musical, Presented In 17 GIFs

A new musical called Viva Forever! will be based on songs by the Spice Girls.

1. The show opens with a splashy intro number! A Spice Girls medley plays, glitter spews everywhere.

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2. Then the plot — the MEAT of this thing — begins. It is January 1997.

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3. The world has caught “Wannabe” fever.

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4. The Spice Girls have just learned they’ll embark on their first world tour. Naturally, they’re thrilled.

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5. Over the next few weeks of rehearsal, the Spice Girls’ heads are elsewhere. They are daydreaming about international fame.

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6. But the tour must go on. It kicks off in Dublin, where Posh frets about the humidity ruining her stick-straight hair.

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7. Nerves aside, the first show is perfect.

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8. The Spice Girls are quickly becoming the world’s biggest stars.

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9. But after nine consecutive shows in London, the Spice Girls become weary.

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10. Baby Spice snaps. She feels like it’s complete rubbish that Posh always uses up all the outlets with her various hair straighteners.

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11. Ginger, Sporty and Scary are likewise stressed.

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12. But Posh, icy as ever, is unfazed.

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13. An upset Baby Spice runs off in tears.

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14. She retreats to her hotel room, where she glances out the window.

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15. Posh is still just like, “Whaatever! Stop whining, Baby!” She is also thinking about her new romance with David Beckham.

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16. She then proceeds to get drunk.

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17. Ginger, Sporty and Scary just keep dancing. End scene.

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Stay tuned for the second Act, in which Ginger announces she’s leaving the group and Posh starts getting serious with David Beckham!