7 Completely Uncontrollable Things That Will Apparently Make You Successful

    Want to be successful? You'll have to transform yourself into a very tall, blonde, first-born child named Deborah.

    1. Being tall.

    2. Being blonde.

    3. Being a psychopath.

    4. Having thick eyebrows.

    5. Being named Peter or Deborah.

    6. Being a first born child.

    7. Being born in June.