29 Absolutely Terrible Craft Ideas

Do we really need to DIY things out of lint?

1. Baked potato hamster.

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2. Toilet paper earrings.

3. Louis Vuitton printed assault rifle.

4. Leg warmers for a stool.

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5. Another waste of knitting: men’s shorts.

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6. Monkey chair.

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7. Playing card corset.

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8. Under-the-sea-themed cake with live fish.

YUMMY!

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9. Tampon gun and bullets.

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10. Tampon ghost.

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11. Heart-shaped tampon earrings.

Instructions are here, not that I condone this.

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12. DIY tampons.

Back to basics.

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13. Paula Dean wine glass decal.

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14. Studded butt pockets.

Sit down and feel the burn!

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15. Carved pumpkin with breasts giving birth.

For legitimately great pumpkin craft ideas, try these instead.

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16. Hand-painted jeans.

Would you call these sperm a “tattoo print”?

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17. Figurines made from clay made from dryer lint.

Just mix with water, flour, and vegetable oil.

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18. Deformed foot cake.

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19. Paper Chanel bag.

Straight from the Paris runways.

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20. Duck foot pumps.

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21. Razor blade soap.

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22. Fake flowers, made from buttons.

And what appear to be coasters.

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23. Unicorn bike with horn and tail.

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24. Deer hoof Christmas ornament.

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25. Fake eyelash necklace.

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26. Fake bird’s nest as scrunchie.

So “Carrie Bradshaw getting married” — but in the worst way.

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27. Preserved orange peel hair floret.

And you were going to throw that out. Silly goose, you!

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28. Handbag lamp.

With FEET!

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29. Lamp made of melted legos.

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