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29 Absolutely Terrible Craft Ideas

Do we really need to DIY things out of lint?

1. Baked potato hamster.

Via ow.ly

2. Toilet paper earrings.

3. Louis Vuitton printed assault rifle.

4. Leg warmers for a stool.

5. Another waste of knitting: men’s shorts.

6. Monkey chair.

7. Playing card corset.

8. Under-the-sea-themed cake with live fish.

YUMMY!

9. Tampon gun and bullets.

10. Tampon ghost.

11. Heart-shaped tampon earrings.

Instructions are here, not that I condone this.

12. DIY tampons.

Back to basics.

13. Paula Dean wine glass decal.

14. Studded butt pockets.

Sit down and feel the burn!

15. Carved pumpkin with breasts giving birth.

For legitimately great pumpkin craft ideas, try these instead.

16. Hand-painted jeans.

Would you call these sperm a “tattoo print”?

17. Figurines made from clay made from dryer lint.

Just mix with water, flour, and vegetable oil.

18. Deformed foot cake.

19. Paper Chanel bag.

Straight from the Paris runways.

21. Razor blade soap.

22. Fake flowers, made from buttons.

And what appear to be coasters.

23. Unicorn bike with horn and tail.

24. Deer hoof Christmas ornament.

25. Fake eyelash necklace.

26. Fake bird’s nest as scrunchie.

So “Carrie Bradshaw getting married” — but in the worst way.

27. Preserved orange peel hair floret.

And you were going to throw that out. Silly goose, you!

28. Handbag lamp.

With FEET!

29. Lamp made of melted legos.

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