1. He will climb a rock wall in a suit.
2. He loves doing the stuff you did in gym class.
3. He knows tons of random party tricks.
4. And likes party toys.
5. He’ll attempt to be seductive with a spoon.
6. He’ll let you put a wood frog on his shoulder.
7. He hangs out with will.i.am.
8. He derives great joy from touching puppets’ mouths.
9. And shows curiosity for the most mundane things, like this leather chair.
10. He LOLs with the Dalai Lama.
11. He might be scared of postcards.
12. He’s a DJ!
13. He thinks robots are cool.
14. He’s a weatherman.
15. He gets how awkward it is when you’re caught next to a couple making out.
16. He smells all his food.
Maybe it looks better than being photographed eating.