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15 People Who Think J.K. Rowling’s Racy New Book Has Ruined Their Childhood

The Harry Potter author’s new book for adults, The Casual Vacancy, includes sex scenes and a lot of curse words. In other words: CHILDHOOD = RUINED.

J.K. Rowling has graduated (for now, at least!) from writing books intended for kids, which means, obviously, that your childhood is finished.

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JK Rowling’s new book is all kinds of punches in the childhood.— Sarah Ellis

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Jk Rowling releasing an ADULT book on the 27th?…….I feel like my childhood is officially over— ryan bock

Sex scenes??? It can’t be!

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I hope Casual Vacancy won’t be filled with gross sex scenes or my childhood will be ruined…— Neal Metcalf

The narrator of your childhood is talking about balls and erections.

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JK Rowling writing about a teenager's balls with great sang froid. Nooo my childhood #thecasualballs #spoilers

— Kat M. (@neuromantically)

JK Rowling writing about a teenager’s balls with great sang froid. Nooo my childhood #thecasualballs #spoilers— Kat M.

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Oh God. J.K. Rowling used the word "erection" in her new book. My childhood is officially OVER. #casualvacancy #jkrowling

— K (@malleyy)

Oh God. J.K. Rowling used the word “erection” in her new book. My childhood is officially OVER. #casualvacancy #jkrowling— K

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Jk Rowling just said erection. Bye bye childhood.

— Joy Wood (@JoyWood23)

Jk Rowling just said erection. Bye bye childhood.— Joy Wood

And she’s using curse words. Blashpemy.

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Cursing from JK Rowling? Why do you insist on continually killing my childhood?

— Danielle Burk (@HagridIsHerName)

Cursing from JK Rowling? Why do you insist on continually killing my childhood?— Danielle Burk

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Just heard J. K. Rowling say "fuck". My childhood has officially ended.

— Michael (@michaeljritchie)

Just heard J. K. Rowling say “fuck”. My childhood has officially ended.— Michael

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JK Rowling's use of 'fucker' in her new book is like a big slap to my childhood..

— Sara Halliday (@Saraahalliday)

JK Rowling’s use of ‘fucker’ in her new book is like a big slap to my childhood..— Sara Halliday

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Barely 30 pages in & J.K. Rowling has already used the words, 'fucker', 'shit', 'cunt', 'tits' & 'erection'. D: MY INNOCENCE. MY CHILDHOOD.

— Nicholas Myers (@nmyers89)

Barely 30 pages in & J.K. Rowling has already used the words, ‘fucker’, ‘shit’, ‘cunt’, ‘tits’ & ‘erection’. D: MY INNOCENCE. MY CHILDHOOD.— Nicholas Myers

Childhood has been RIPPED AWAY.

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J.K Rowling using the word 'fuck' and 'cunt' is odd. My childhood has been ripped away from.

— Frankenstein (@ItsShaneHimself)

J.K Rowling using the word ‘fuck’ and ‘cunt’ is odd. My childhood has been ripped away from.— Frankenstein

People are #sad.

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The fact JK Rowling's wrote an adult book kinda makes me feel like my childhood is over, sounds stupid but it does.

— Legen-wait for it-☺ (@sulysaidhi)

The fact JK Rowling’s wrote an adult book kinda makes me feel like my childhood is over, sounds stupid but it does.— Legen-wait for it-☺

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JK Rowling's new novel comes out today.. if you need me, I'll be in my room crying because I just remembered my childhood is over. #hormones

— Erica Ellen (@ereeka)

JK Rowling’s new novel comes out today.. if you need me, I’ll be in my room crying because I just remembered my childhood is over. #hormones— Erica Ellen

Heck, the book’s even ruining childhood for people who are STILL children.

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