J.K. Rowling has graduated (for now, at least!) from writing books intended for kids, which means, obviously, that your childhood is finished.
Sex scenes??? It can’t be!
The narrator of your childhood is talking about balls and erections.
And she’s using curse words. Blashpemy.
Childhood has been RIPPED AWAY.
People are #sad.
Heck, the book’s even ruining childhood for people who are STILL children.