13 Ways Scientologists Have Impacted The Lives Of Yelp Reviewers
Scientology Churches and recruitment centers around the country have left regular people disappointed overall by everything from L. Ron Hubbard’s sex appeal to recruiters’ clinginess. Watch out, guys — this could be you.
1. They deceived this person about L. Ron Hubbard’s attractiveness.
2. They fondled this person’s North Face jacket.
3. They stood in front of the DSW this person shops at.
4. They did not give this person free Kool Aid or sneakers.
5. They did not give this person enough free food.
6. They made this person “want to go jump off a bridge.”
7. They strong-armed this person.
8. They chain smoked and looked “cracky as shit” when this person was around.
9. They’ve kept this person’s block safe.
10. They served this person a satisfying, reasonably price brunch of chicken crepes.
11. They served this person “terrific” orange juice.
12. They were great entertainment for this person when no good zombie movies were out.
13. They talked to this person “about real things,” not “Snooki’s DUI.”
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Ali Wherewithall 10 months agoI used to think that Scientology, because of the name, was a Darwinist religion with beliefs based on the science of evolution.
When I read up on Hubbard and watch the documentary I was appalled and stunned.
It’s a cult with a secret, insulated underground society, hidden compounds around the world, they litteraly get away with murder. (The cult leader’s wife vanished in 2005 without a trace) -
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kathrynp 10 months agoThere is a great documentary bu Louis Theroux where he explores Scientology. Scary shit! Side note - when my friend and I were stupid teenagers we went to the local Scientology centre. They LOCKED US IN to the video viewing room and wouldn’t unlock it until the film was over.
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animaniac 10 months agoI just noticed Buzzfeed starts every single word in their titles with a capital letter. I will never be able to unsee that.
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obb2 10 months agoGo ahead, write all those deplorable things about Scientology!!! Without their assistance (yes, very expensive assistance) how are ever going to get those alien spirits out of your mind and body? At least show a little gratitude to those attempting to oust those nefarious alien spirits!!!
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daver6 10 months agoI had a friend who tried to kill himself after 2 years of being a scientologist, they took all of his money for their books and dvds and tried to chase him down when he went into hospital after the attempted suicide, he was in for nearly a year.
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krisztinai 10 months agoWhen I was in college, I found a book about Scientology written by the church of scientology in my school’s library. In the beginning, every two pages was devoted to a religious prophet or reformer. Then at the end of that part of the book there is a two page image, with all the major prophets and religious figures, including Jesus, Muhammad (PBUH) with his face obscured, and Buddha, all of them circling the scientology cross symbol dealie.
The best part of the book was the Q&A portion, with the first question being, “Is Scientology a cult.” I kid you not, the answer they gave was that when Christianity was first started it was considered a cult. Shady McShadeson. -
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Davine S. 10 months agoI just watched this documentary about former Sea Org members. The guy who acts as spokesman for Scientology is one of the BEST LIARS I HAVE EVER SEEN. He’s so ultra-calm and measured, it’s almost admirable (but he’s still a fucking dickface liar who can go to hell). It is highly, highly creepy. Also, check out any of Tony Ortega’s excellent posts on The Village Voice, detailing Scientology’s abuses and illegalities. I’ve lost many an hour of sleep to them; they’re unputdownable.
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TheTragicallyFlip 10 months ago
#6 is a real thing Scientology does with their personality tests. #4 is clearly a joke. #2 doesn’t seem like an unreasonable complaint. What exactly is the point of this list? To mock yelp reviewers?
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