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This Is What Happens When Women Read Sex Tips From Men’s Magazines

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1. What do women actually think of the sex tips from men’s magazines?

2. “In the missionary position, barely penetrate her vagina. Let your penis rest just inside of her.”

3. “Buy a half-inch camel hair paintbrush… Dip it in chocolate sauce and have her paint numbers on her body. Find your way in order using your fingertips and mouth.”

4. “Take a swig of champagne before going down, then use your tongue to swirl the bubbles around her clitoris.”

5. “Cheat. Only ever do it once. Don’t give your real name and never tell your friends.”

6. In sum, yeah, probs not.

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