1. We gave a panel of tasters some of the world’s very favorite hot sauces to try. How did it go?
2. It was easy at first, even enjoyable. Hey, who doesn’t like some Cholula?
3. But the arrogance of the uninitiated would not go unpunished. Eat the entire bottle, you say?
4. Because eventually, the hot sauce began to conquer the poor tasters’ palates, and numbness set in.
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